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Parents are freaking donewith Elf on the Shelf.
The innocent holiday tradition started out as a cutesy way to keep their kids' behavior in check ahead of the holidays, but has been criticized for being a capitalist marketing scheme to indoctrinate children into accepting the surveillance state.
That, and parents are tired of coming up with creative ways to stage the impish — and unsettlingly creepy — stuffed doll. At this point, are you freezing your elf in a block of ice and artfully placing him in front of an Elsa doll for your kids, or for the Instagram clout?
Here are a few tweets proving just how exasperated parents feel about the dreaded toy.
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So this Christmas season, just give yourself a break and leave the elf on the damn shelf.
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