【эро тика и порнография】Four Loko teased an incredibly hard seltzer and nobody is coping

As well as being Hot Girl Summer,эро тика и порнография it's also been the summer of hard seltzer. The range of beverages I like to refer to as the Spicy Waters got a delicious low-sugar booze injection for 2019 -- no more spiking your La Croix with gin in steadily, sloppily increasing doses!

So really, we brought this on ourselves.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

Yes, everyone's problematic-fave, definitely-not-caffeinated-anymore-really-we-promise premium malt beverage seems to have announced a hard seltzer. (Mashable has contacted Four Loko's parent company for confirmation, a release date and a full list of flavors.)

Computer, enhance:

Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable

Yes, 14 percent.

Mashable Trend Report Decode what’s viral, what’s next, and what it all means. Sign up for Mashable’s weekly Trend Report newsletter. By clicking Sign Me Up, you confirm you are 16+ and agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. Thanks for signing up!

For those playing at home, in case you're too drunk for basic arithmetic, that's triple the booze in a White Claw.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

So naturally, people are accepting their fate, with all the future poor decisions, drunk "u up?" texts, and possible impromptu trips to Panama that await them in Four Loko Fall.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

The kombucha reaction meme made an appearance, of course:

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

There's a dark edge to the Four Loko Hard Seltzer Discourse, given the huge controversy and very real harm linked to the original formula's dangerous combination of high alcohol content, caffeine, taurine, and guarana.

To reiterate, Four Loko hasn't had caffeine in it since its reformulation in 2010 -- and this refreshing liver-apocalypse-in-a-can will undoubtedly still draw the line there -- but it's still found a way to fuel a whole new generation of self-destruction.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.

Make good choices, people.

• recreation
• explore
• knowledge
• relaxation
• synthesize
• fashion
• focus
• hotspot

• Meet Little Tokyo: Fukui Mortuary
• Minami, Korematsu to Speak at 50th Manzanar Pilgrimage
• Harmony in the Face of Change
• Little Tokyo Community Forum to Focus on WSAB
• Minidoka Visitor Center to Open on Feb. 22
• 2019 Women of the Year Announced
• Hirano to Keynote 43rd Annual JABA Installation Gala
• Alzheimer’s Association Workshops at GVJCI
• ‘Alternative Facts’ Screening at SFVJACC
• Little Tokyo Sparkle Set for May 18

• Christian Bale looks unrecognizable as he gets ready to play Dick Cheney in his next film
• Best Apple deal: Save $24 on AirTag 4
• Mom gives her daughter's college diploma the photoshoot it deserves
• Kevin Spacey mural in Manchester to be removed after allegations of sexual harassment
• 'Celebrity Perv Apology Generator' mocks apologies of men in power
• Twitter bans alt
• Angelina Jolie addresses sexual assault in Hollywood during UN speech
• Is anyone happy about Trump's administration reversing the ban on elephant trophies?
• Perfect view of building demolition ruined by photobombing bus
• People discuss the silliest things they would die on a hill for

• A Portrait of Patriotism
• Rosemead Man Reported Missing
• Eagle Court of Honor in Venice
• OBITUARY: Paul Nagano, 98; Noted Theologian, Founder of Evergreen Baptist
• Rosemead Man Reported Missing
• Little Tokyo Vigil Responds to New Zealand Shootings
• Speakers Announced for VJAMM Commemoration
• ‘Faces of Caregiving’ at GVJCI
• AP Changes Guidelines on Discussing Race
• Coalition Turns Focus to Reauthorizing JACS Program

• Pacific Southwest JACL Presents 2019 District Awards (Part 1)
• Wakamatsu Colony : A Sharing of Family Stories
• Ryan Lee Appointed Director of Terasaki Budokan
• Coalition Turns Focus to Reauthorizing JACS Program
• Talk on ‘Memory Loss and Alzheimer’s’ at Nibei Foundation
• ‘Go For Broke’ Movie to Have L.A. Premiere in Hollywood
• Farewell, Little Tokyo
• Get Up 8: Offering Help and Hope
• In Graphic Detail
• Keiro’s Annual Caregiver Conference to Be Held at ?Pasadena Buddhist Temple