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With just that one word Fleabag Season 2became an honest-to-goodness cross-Atlantic hit. Turns out all we were really looking for in our television boyfriends was a kind,wife to have sex with friends video charming man who sees us and listens!

Now that the holidays are upon us we've got a gift guide for the Fleabagfan in your life. We're talking about the hopeful, sardonic, complicated individual who can't stop discussing Phoebe Waller-Bridge, and is in a love affair with a Hot Priest — or, you know, just wants to be in 2020. Goals!

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Below, eight presents for Fleabaglovers that aren'tan adorable guinea pig. Remember: Don't give people pets they didn't ask for, no matter how cute said animals are.

1. Fleabag: The Scriptures book

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This one is easy: Due to the show becoming a phenomenon this year, naturally there is a tie-in book. And it's a damn good one — the complete filming scripts for Season 1 and 2, complete with stage directions and Waller-Bridge's commentary on her creative process and the making of the series.

Plus, there's juicy tidbits about the casting of Andrew Scott and Olivia Colman. Maybe stage a reading? I don't know your life!

Price: $21.08

2. Black jumpsuit

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If you watch Fleabag, approximately 10 seconds after first seeing Phoebe rocking this sleek, sexy, instantly iconic jumpsuit at an extremely tense family dinner you had just one thought: "Surely this would improve my life?" Find out for sure with this surprisingly affordable one-piece! The outfit is perfect for any occasion, from drinking G&Ts to a church fair. OK, maybe not the church fair.

Price:$50.00

3. Fleabag and Claire painting picture

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An iconic Fleabag moment is Godmother's portrait of Fleabag and Claire — with Fleabag turned around, of course. Cherish the beautiful awkwardness with some art for your own home, courtesy of artist #PopART Delight on Redbubble. The gorgeous multicolor image of the sisters can be placed on all kinds of household items, from stickers to pillows. But I'm partial to the poster. A great conversation starter!

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Price:$25.43

4. Red lipstick

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Officially, Waller-Bridge's lipstick on the show is custom. But intrepid reporters figured outthat it's based on MAC's "Dare You" shade, a buildable deep red with blue undertones that is flattering on a whole host of skin tones.

Price:$18.50

5. Hot Priest shower curtain

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I'm just as surprised this shower curtain featuring Andrew Scott exists as you are. This isn't even the only Hot Priest shower curtain I found on the internet!! But this one is my favorite because of the solid black background. It's simple. A statement piece. It can go with lots of different bathroom designs!

Price:$57.14

6. Fleabag clock

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What time is it? Time to watch FleabagSeason 2 again!

This clock featuring an art illustration of Fleabag and the Hot Priest (in The Perfect Sweatshirt That Showcases His Neck) is a great addition to any home because whileyouknow it's Fleabag-related, and I know it's Fleabag-related, friends or concerned co-workers who come over will not say to you, "Wow this sure is a lot of Fleabagstuff in your house!" It's subtle. Unlike my Mamma Mia clock, which is very obvious but I love very much. Price:$37.62

7. Greenhook Ginsmiths Gin & Tonic 4pk

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Marks & Spencer stores noticed a spike in sales of canned G&Ts after Fleabag and the Priest shared a few in Season 2 this past spring. If you aren't in the UK, make do with just about any canned G&T like these from Greenhook Ginsmiths. Don't tell Pam!

Price: $21.96 each

8. Fleabag magnets

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The perfect accessory for your fridge, these quirky custom magnets feature Claire's terrible pencil-esque haircut as well as the infamous naked statue. You can buy the magnets individually, making them a great gift to hand out to your entire friend group. Sorry to whomever gets stuck with Claire's terrible husband, Martin!

Price:$3.50 each

update 12/13/2019:

9. Fleabag holiday sweater

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How could we not include this sweater? Money from every purchase will be donated to Save the Children,and it's modeled by icon Kristin Scott Thomas. Psst: The back of the sweater is just as cute.

Price:£39.99