The tiny tities sex videospoppy seed muffin is a classic breakfast staple. Elegant, yet delicious, unassuming, yet flavorful, the poppyseed muffin won't let you down.
It seems like you wouldn't have any reason to turn one down.
SEE ALSO: Illnesses from ticks and insects have tripled in the US since 2004. Here's why.At least not until the Center for Disease Control tweeted over the weekend about how there could conceivably be tickshiding on your muffin.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
To clarify, the CDC isn't saying that the muffins are now infested with ticks, merely that ticks can be the same size as poppy seeds. It seems like there are so very many ways they could have communicated this instead of spoiling a beloved breakfast item.
The last thing you want to think about when biting into a poppyseed muffin is "Gee, how many ticks are on here?" But now, thanks to this oh so delightful tweet, the possibility of ticks crawling across your muffin will probably be constantly on your mind.
Naturally, the internet was outraged and swore off poppyseed muffins forever.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Some had more violent responses.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
Others were shocked that the CDC would waste a perfectly good muffin.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
And some gave a throwback to this relic of the late 2000s.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
They just want to raise awareness on tick prevention, but there's absolutely no reason for them to incriminate the innocent poppyseed muffin.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
This Tweet is currently unavailable. It might be loading or has been removed.
The link specifies that the best way to avoid ticks is to keep clear of woods, high grass, and leaf litter -- places where poppyseed muffins are unlikely to be found.
Want more clever culture writing beamed directly to your inbox? Sign up here for the twice-weekly Click Click Click newsletter. It's fun – we promise.
Obama: Trump 'unfit' to be presidentHillary Clinton's reaction to the fireworks at the Democratic convention is everythingHillary Clinton's presidential campaign hackedGaze upon this terribly tiny and adorable rescued glider joey14 of the most heartMuslim women call out Donald Trump with #CanYouHearUsNowThis baby Harry Potter fan grew up to be like Hermione GrangerOrlando Bloom treated Katy Perry to a nude paddle board rideThe DNC and relationship drama shined on Instagram this weekKid writes flawless fan letter to Beyoncé in class Walmart+ Week is taking on Prime Day: What you need to know The Dr Disrespect allegations and fallout, explained NYT mini crossword answers for December 12 Detroit Pistons vs. Boston Celtics 2024 livestream: Watch NBA online AI companion chatbots: Everything you need to know Best Echo Pop deal: Save $22 at Amazon Best Echo Show 8 deal: Save $65 at Amazon Best AirPods deal: Save $170 on Apple AirPods Max (Lightning) Political apathy can be a huge dating dealbreaker, research shows Tinder adds Pride stickers to promote LGBTQ connections
0.1904s , 12391.4453125 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【tiny tities sex videos】The Center for Disease Control really wants to ruin poppy seed muffins for you,Feature Flash